sâmbătă, mai 09, 2009

Copiii spun (încă) lucruri trăsnite

- Şi îi iubeşti pe amândoi căţeii la fel?
- Nuuu.
- Dar pe cine mai mult?
- Pe Ina.
- De ce? Că e mai mică?
- Nu.
- Că e fetiţă?
- Nu.
- ?
- Pentru că are 4 picioare.

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- Hai, mai spune cuvinte cu S.
- Nu mai ştiu...
- Hai, gândeşte-te, mai sunt multe.
- ...
- Hai, măi.
- Gata, ştiu unul! SIHOPAT!

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Scenă la Mall.
- De ce scriu ăştia în revistă că Oana Roman a slăbit?
- Pentru că a ţinut o dietă şi acum e mai slabă.
- Atunci de ce arată că un elefant roz cu pene?
(recunosc, imaginea este perfect descrisă, copilul avea dreptate)

13 răspunsuri:

maria spunea...

superb. mai ales finalul :) cat de realist

Ela Iliesi spunea...

si se? sihopat nu insepe cu s? :)

niste deliciosi

Anonim spunea...

Lectii de adevar, rostit cu sinceritate. :)

Marian S. spunea...

Din acest episod tragem concluzia ca Pisicot este treaza pe la ora 7,45 - 7,50 cind se da aceasta emisiune la Radio Romania Actualitati. Ceea ce va urez si voua, merita.

Garfield spunea...

sihopat :))))))) perfect :))
doamne, fa-ne copii la loc :)

Andreea si Mircea spunea...

Super!
Copiii au mintea mai ascutita decat multi adulti!

Greenx spunea...

Adevarata vorba care spunea : "Copii ne fac ziua mai buna..."
^_^

Pisicot spunea...

:)))

Am mai auzit câteva, cred că mă apuc să le adun :)

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